In other news, I took a look at my windowsill garden this morning.



In fact, I have lots of bugs.

So, following my brother's advice, I cut a blade of bug-infested grass and took it to the garden center in a plastic bag. I was expecting the nice employees to immediately recognize my bugs and direct me in the proper way to save my plants. I walked up to a group of four (4!) garden center employees and threw myself on their mercy. They, um, couldn't help me. They directed me to another guy, who I assumed had the knowledge. Actually, he walked over to the pesticides and started reading packages, glancing doubtfully at the bag from time to time. In the end, I noticed the pesticide that was labeled "for houseplants," and he agreed that that one was probably what I needed. Humph. So much for specialized knowledge!
So, I bought my houseplant pesticide, came home, and sprayed the plants down. I feel a little bad for killing the bugs--they're only doing what comes naturally, and they're not actually a threat to me--but I'm determined to successfully raise some damn houseplants.
4 comments:
What a bunch of bums! Sorry that you and Heather were sewing up alone... And you bought nice wine and cheese and everything!
If by "garden center" you mean Home Depot, then no surprise there. Peeps is dumb. I hope your plants get better. Were the bugs actually eating the plants?
Aaron
I so wanted to come! I really did!!
It's all right, Katie. I plan to punish you by making you help weave in ends tonight!
awww darn. you're killing me here!
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