Oops, I mean, "Holy crap! Yarn!" Yep, I'm still knitting. And here's something that is in no way secret.
It's a sock, and a tiny part of a sock! There's nothing special about this sock. Plain ol' Regia sock yarn, US 2 needles, my standard 2x2 rib pattern. Except... there is something special about this sock.
Check it out--I got all clever and did the sole in reverse stockinette, so the flat side of the knitting is facing my foot. Now I just need to remember to do the same thing on the next sock, and I'll be all set!